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Showing posts with label Tongue twisters. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tongue twisters. Show all posts

Sunday, April 5, 2020

The Clock

The fat cat sat on a hat
He and His master had a spat
I did a search for floor mats
Then the internet went ca plat
You're late now and I wonder where you're at
This is a time song
It's not a sad song
It's a happy and glad song
So everyone just sings along
The song goes ticktock
The beat is set to the clock
The measure is flat like a rock
The beat like a safe is on lock
This is a time song
It's not a sad song
It's a happy and glad song
So everyone just sings along
I have pointed ears like Mr. Spock
And goofed like Mr. Aloof
I'm a liar I can't tell the truth
I'm a pastor I preach the truth
In season and out of season [2 Timothy 4:2]
Christ is the reason
I'm superman stuck in a phone booth
I save twenty people a day
Then its up up and away
So I just fly away
I don't even make them pay
It's a free service
Don't be down or nervous
Your flaws are superfluous


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Friday, April 3, 2020

Twenty Waterhorses

Here is a tongue twister for you






Twenty singing bright red water horses
Singing spinning as they flee
Twenty singing bright red water horses
Singing spinning as they flee
I got two half-tens calf-twins
That's twenty if you are on your calculators plotting & graphing
Oh, let me add their mood, they're laughing
You can't take away from them by subtracting or acting
Like your real life twin can drop in, impact them
It's a sing along but you can join in be a co-joined twin
Or take a carpet ride like Aladdin my Arab friend
Twenty singing bright red water horses
Singing spinning as they flee
Twenty singing bright red water horses
Singing spinning as they flee
Now the second verse is a keeper not sleeper
Oh, what sayest thou oh sleeper [Jonah 1:6]
Arise and call upon thy God that we perish not
When trouble comes your God is all you got
You take ownership of him and pray as hard as you can
When life is going against you man


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